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We don't usually post such small topics, but because RDK were involved, why not? I digress...

Whilst sitting at his desk plotting the downfall of RuneScape rivals RDK, the P2P legend Mk Paul decided that AF needed some feasting on this glorious of Sunday evenings. With his infinite wisdom, he set up an hour PKRI with Distiortion. They agreed, and with the aurora of Mk Paul surrounding us, we managed to pull 45 people to a 40 minute prep. Sadly, Distortion didn't turn up and so we went looking for ultimate feasts elsewhere.

AF Starting: 150~ Opts
WCC Starting: 130~ Opts

After rushing the WCC at Clan Wars, we must have cleared them over five times all in all. Some swift piling, accurate spearing and utter dominance saw the WCC left spread, naked and vulnerable on the fields of battle. After losing enough full dragonhide to keep the average welfarer depressed, WCC decided to end and save whatever DDs's they had left.

AF Starting: 100~ Opts
RDK Starting: 60+ Opts



After our triumphant tea bagging of the WCC, we scouted who we thought were twenty welfarers rushing up through Lava Gap, chasing a one-item clawer. So we ran over, intrigued. It turned out that the twenty welfarers were in fact RDK, fresh from a mandatory CWA war practice and at the top of wilderness, alone and without teleports. What ensued can only be described as the single biggest massacre known to recent history. Screams were plenty, prayers dropped and RDK/LP members hitting the deck without the aids of their RoL's or Edgeville teleportations. Some did manage to X-Log, which was pretty skilful under the conditions. Nevertheless, loot was gained, and AF emerged triumphant, heads held high and spirits soaring. The 20 RDK members made no attempts to return or call for help, for sadly, there was none. High wilderness is indeed a harsh, horrible place indeed. Mk Paul was confirmed not to have died.

Personally, around 47 kills and 1 death (intentional). I'd like to leave you all with the following screenshots. Please study them carefully, and come to your own conclusions.